“I Like Big Hoops!” – A “Baby Got Back” Parody

July 24, 2014 Caroleeena HoopdanceHoopingPoetry

[Intro] Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her hoop. It is so big. [scoff] It looks like, one of those exercise hula hoops. But, you know, who understands those exercise hoops? *scoff* They only use them, because, they’re like, totally easy, ‘kay? I mean, her hoop, is just so big. I can’t believe it’s just […]


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Ruminations Upon Making A Tutorial Video

January 29, 2014 Caroleeena PoetryTutorialUncategorizedVideo

Organize information Turn on camera Forget information Turn off camera Review Turn on camera Stumble over information Drop hoop Run out of battery Replace battery Talk Bird starts talking too Cat knocks over recycling cans bat – pat – rat tat tat tat Bird breaks into song Badly Loudly Stuffy cat snoreszzzz below mic Bird […]



How Can I Hurt Me? Let Me Count The Ways…

August 19, 2012 Caroleeena PoetryUncategorized

How can I hurt me? Let me count the ways. I hurt me to the depth and breadth and height My hoop can reach, before reaching for arnica and Bandages of Ace and Epsom’s salts. I hurt me to the level of every hoop’s height and weight, by gaffer burn and metal-scrape. I hurt me […]



Hoop Bliss

April 30, 2006 Caroleeena HoopdanceHoopingPoetryUncategorized

stepping into the circle I exchange hopelessness for hoop blissness center myself in a symbol without beginning without end both limitless embrace and halo. We are an atom, I the nucleus, centered, the axis creating balance O holistic and all encompassing O including every possibility and ineffable Oneness O her very aspect transcends linear reality centered […]


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